We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

What is worse losing love or never finding it at all?

God gave us His spirit, for us to have the power and authority to uproot lawlessness and establish God’s righteousness

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

I have always enjoyed different kinds of music.

'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.

We are the possibilities and the unshattered dream, we are what gives life magick.

For me one of the most important things is not feeling like you have to protect yourself if you're with a real friend.

You must not lie about trilobites, nor yet about time.

A picture of Christ was hung in the back of a pulpit. When the minister rose to speak one Sunday morning, a little boy asked his mother, 'Mother, who is that man who stands so we can't see Jesus?'

There are people whose souls have just withered, people who are willing to go along with anything evil - anything so as not to be suspected of disagreeing with whoever is in power.