We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

Self glory makes life meaningless, glorify God fulfills it

Trust is like sand, one lie and it slips away.

The heart is wiser than the intellect.

Dating is for tools.

Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.

World Class players can lay down the toughest hands and play any two cards at any time without fear. Their reads are impeccable.

Elect me as your congressman today, I promise you an Ilocano president in 20 years.

He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

Social Media has now become a part of our culture - you are either a part of it, or you ignore it.