We have a saying up here. ‘Life is wasted on the living.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous.

To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else

I never plan tomorrow because I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

I'm sprouting more than one wonderful grey hair.

The only thing that we cannot control is our supporters.

I try to live honestly in every aspect of my life, which can make things a bit more complicated, right?

We all know by theory that there is no permanent happiness in this life: But the weight of the precept is not felt in the same manner as when it is confirmed to us by a heavy calamity.

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

She's my teacher, my adviser, my greatest inspiration.