We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Why can't I write something that would awake the dead? That pursuit is what burns most deeply.

If you love a bird don't hold it too tightly or you'll soon be nursing a broken heart.

Education is what is left after you've forgotten everything you've learned.

[Donald] Trump is the answer to, "What do we do?".

True happiness is not related to external conditions but comes from the unconditioned.

Google gives preference to its own products, so having a Google+ account influences your search rankings.

sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers

What humbugs we are, who pretend to live for beauty, and never see the dawn!

We should stop arguing about tax cuts in this town.

The only people who need to be "giving back" are thieves, criminals and corrupt individuals that are taking things that are not theirs.