We have been brainwashed by school, indoctrinated by industrial propaganda, and mesmerized by the popular media into believing that compliance is not only safe but right and necessary.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

The purpose of that apple tree is to grow a little new wood each year. That is what I plan to do.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?

...just being ordinary in and of itself is and expression of divinity; the truth of one's real self can be discovered through the pathway of everyday life.

The biggest thing that comes out of improv that gets built on is just character traits. You know, for me the singing was born out of improv.

Plans must be simple and flexible....They must be made by the people who execute them.

Every offense is avenged on earth.

Justin Bieber isn't gonna be much of a star once his balls drop and his voice changes.

Great thoughts, great feelings came to them, Like instincts, unawares.

It is important to make sure that both persons wanting to marry have enough finances and are ready to commit