We have been in the process of reprogramming men and the way they are raised for a long time.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Any halfway clever devil would decorate the highway to Hell as beautiful as possible.

-Why are you so sad? - Because you speak to me in words and I look at you with feelings.

I love who I am. I am beautiful creation of God.

People need to understand that in Washington, the process is the punishment.

The person most in control is the person who can give up control.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

This was real. And it was me. I had lived that life, and I had died that death. I was staring at the very end of me.

With every thought we think, we either summon or block a miracle. It is not our circumstances, then, but rather our thoughts about our circumstances, that determine our power to transform them.

Abstract knowledge is always useful, sooner or later.

The curse of ignorance is that man without being good or evil is nevertheless satisfied with himself