We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Use the arrows failure throws at you to hunt for success.

Look at it like this, it's not that we're making life, we're simply giving life a place to live.

Well, because I'm naturally a tomboy, when I have sleepovers with girls, they end up going home and crying.

Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people have done worse.

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

Few things hold the perception more thoroughly captive than anxiety about what we have got to say

My name is Clark, and I have come out to see what you brave fellows are doing in Kentucky and to lend you a helping hand, if necessary.

And I like the passion that people have when they're trying to prove they can make a movie or be a movie star.

Most great learning happens in groups. Collaboration is the stuff of growth.

If you don't make time for exercise, you'll probably have to make time for illness.