We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

When people use you, it does not feel very good. But when God uses you for His purpose, it's the gretest feeling in the world!

The Bible has stood the test of time because it is divinely inspired by Almighty God, written in ink that cannot be erased by any man, religion, or belief system.

I like daytime dates now. By the time night comes, I'm so exhausted and I feel like I'm no fun at night anymore.

A literary achievement of the highest order.

The only cause of happiness is love. The only cause of suffering is self grasping.

Writing, as I experience it, means wringing out the heart/mind until it stops lying.

That was part of her, and you used to know it. It's like now you only care about the Alaska you made up.

I didn't want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut.

But a girl of seventeen is not always thinking of books, especially in the Oxford summer term.

On a mission your worst enemy is idle time.