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Phyllis Diller Quotes: We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
         

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.


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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



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