We have fossils... We win!

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take.

History made when mindset changed.

As for you Rose Tyler you gave up on me! That's rude. Is all I am rude and not ginger?" The Doctor

Allowing yourself to get lost in the crowd would be such a painful disappointment to your positive inner-self, because you truly have a positive purpose on earth to fulfill.

They don’t see what they’re doing. The only thing they see are their intentions.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

I think that a good movie creates its own world, and that world needn't refer to anything that's real. If it's consistent, if it's entertaining, if it's interesting, it justifies its being there.

You always have to create the character from the ground up.

I like girls who really don't care what other people are thinking - girls who are a little goofy. I think that's sexy.

Killing ain't fair, but somebody gotta do it.