We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

In a civilization when love is gone we turn to justice and when justice is gone we turn to power and when power is gone we turn to violence.

Does the road wind up-hill all the way? Yes, to the very end.

Being over there changes a man. Right and wrong don't look so different anymore to some.

This modern mania for interfering in other's lives, usually under the guise of health and safety concerns, is highly irritating and counterproductive. Down with the nanny state.

Being at one is god-like and good, but human, too human, the maniaWhich insists there is only the One, one country, one truth, and one way.

Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with quills and ravens.

When you're in that zone there's nothing really the defense can do ... It doesn't matter who's sticking you because everything looks good.

Religion is, as it were, the calm bottom of the sea at its deepest point, which remains calm however high the waves on the surface may be.

Many pass for saints on earth whose souls are in hell.

Remember, we are all one country now. Dismiss from your mind all sectional feeling, and bring them up to be Americans.