We have no intention of shipping another bloated OS and shoving it down the throats of our users.

Cloud is about how you do computing, not where you do computing

Adversity is the adventure of time.

There are generally three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen, people who watch things happen, and people who say, what in the heck happened.

Don't waste your time thinking about things you can't change, live in the moment

I love accents - I wish I could find an accent for every one of my characters. It makes it so much easier when I don't have to hear my own voice.

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

The Democratic party today is not so much a political party as a milling herd, and the herd is easily stampeded.

We shall all die, and our lives will be irrelevant then.

I work out with a trainer five days a week.

Some of those drawn into the holy war had been secular nationalists only a few years before. If one looks at the biographies of these people, remarkable continuities are revealed.

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.