We have no lasting friends, no lasting enemies, only lasting interests.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision.

A nation that forgets its past has no future.

Come slowly over the hills and valleys to touch my soul, feel my heart, and vanish in my joy.

I guess 'joint' would imply two people had ownership, which, thanks Life, is simply no longer the case.

Forgiveness is the way to true health and happiness.

Eureka! (I have found it!).

The U.S. constitution is an extraordinary document. In my view, it should not be amended often.

I didn't think too much of killing individual people. I use to think of killing the human race sometimes.

Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife.

What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

Age is reforming our bodies to better roll with the punches!