We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Prayer finds its source in God's holiness and it is at the same time our response to this holiness.

Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric)

I dieted all the time in the Sixties, but we had no idea what dieting meant - we thought it meant not eating anything.

I was your typical struggling actress. I went to every audition, took a million acting, dancing and singing lessons and spent years wondering where my next meal was coming from.

I realized that my friends in the ashram needed to be celibate because, for them, sexuality was a very tacky issue.

When words are both true and kind, they can change the world.

Its not a global village, but we're in a highly interconnected globe.

I got mouths to feed til they put flowers on me.

It's silly when girls sell their souls because it's in.

Design is a tool that allows us to reach out and inspire, to touch others and help make lives magic and wonderful