We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

Ease off the martyr throttle.

But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.

...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.

I still can't believe, " Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do, " I muttered.

I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.

I mean it, " I said. "You're in danger.""Relax, Harry. I'm not letting anyone lick me, and I'm not looking anyone in the eyes. It's kind of like visiting New York.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

You did not come this far, just to come this far.

I can't be told life is beautiful through a normal positive thinking book or a Hallmark movie that language doesn't work for me.

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.

You have to get up and plant the seed and see if it grows, but you cant just wait around, you have to water it and take care of it.

The people of this country desperately need to engage in an open and honest debate about mental health.

Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both.

There is no conflict between religion and science.

My father read Charles Dickens to us as children, and at the end of virtually every novel he would choke up and start to cry - and my father NEVER cried. It always made me love him all the more.

With integrity, nothing else counts. Without integrity, nothing else counts.