We have politicians that are grossly incompetent. We have leaders that are incompetent and we have negotiators that are incompetent.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

My head phones always allow me to listen to myself

The only way to fight a feeling is with a feeling.

Reading, my earliest refuge in the unknown world, made me want to venture into it.

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

Because I'm such a studio guy, I really trust my process. I really believe in myself in the studio.

We're like lightbulbs. If bliss starts growing inside you, it's like a light; it affects the environment.

Well, I quite like animals, but theyre unpredictable. I mean, look at old whats-his-name in Vegas. Tiger dragged him off the stage, you know? The guy brought up tigers. Theyre quite unpredictable.

Peace is not something you wish for, it's something you make

I've never thought about the con of living in New York as a writer. Because I always think, Oh, what fun to be around so many writers. Because I've never been around so many writers.