We have some writers so abstruse and deep that they drown themselves in their fathomless sentences.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You better start swimming, or you'll sink like a stone. Because the Time's they are a-changing.

I do not mean, of course, that we can always accurately express our conscious thoughts with Proustian accuracy. Consciousness overflows language: we perceive vastly more than we can describe.

I don't care what people say, I mind myself as who and what I am 'cause I'm born this way.

Of all your troubles, great and small, the greatest are the ones that don't happen at all.

Mr. Barnes, it is because I have lived very much that now I can enjoy everything so well

In relations with many domestically weak countries, a radio transmitter can be a more effective form of pressure than a squadron B-52s.

I just watched the entire season of 'Louie' in one flight. What an amazing show.

Mutual love, the crown of all our bliss.

I got even with all the bad management I had by being a good manager