We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile.

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

In society, we do horrible things to one another because we don’t see the person it affects. We don’t see their face. We don’t see them as people.

America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity - the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired.

It is decreed by a merciful Nature that the human brain cannot think of two things simultaneously . . .

In the 90s, there was a yahoo factor where there would be 50 people crowd surfing at one time! It was insane, and it had nothing to do with the music.

He that forgets his friend is ungrateful to him; but he that forgets his Saviour is unmerciful to himself.

I keep fit as much as I can.

The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

You must acquire the habits and skills of managing a small amount of money before you can have a large amount.

No, by my soul, I never in my life Did hear a challenge urged more modestly, Unless a brother should a brother dare To gentle exercise and proof of arms.