We have the greatest negotiators in the world, we have the greatest business people in the world, we don't use them. We use political hacks. So we have a trade deficit of almost $800 billion.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Never let the salt of your tears be tasteless in grief.

Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories.

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

When the silence bores you, let the music play; when the music bores you, let the silence play!

Philosophy can't build bridges, but can encourage people to cross them.

Our companions please us less from the charms we find in their conversation than from those they find in ours.

And now, my friends, a dragon's toast! Here's to life's little blessings: war, plagues, and all forms of evil. Their presence keeps us alert--- and their absence keeps us grateful.

I think I became [writer] despite myself - tricking myself into it, really.