We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.

I'm doing now with cornets exactly what I used to do with trilobites: measuring, analyzing and cataloging the myriad gradations of their forms.

This will never come again

Even amidst tragedy there is laughter, sometimes farce. The degree of farce depends on who is running the tragedy.

Focus on Being Productive Instead of Busy.

That which is built upon the land goes with the land.

Walk tall, or baby don't walk at all.

Even our beliefs have become trend statements.

It's fun to toy around with press stuff a little bit, because in many ways it's not a real world.

I like to move around in the landscape between poetry and prose, between the lyrical and the narrative.