We have to remember that progress isn’t just a straight line upwards, O.K.?It’s a weird roller coaster where sometimes you’re screaming for joy, and other times you’re barfing in your own face.

My mom was the breadwinner in my family. I always thought, That's how it is. I never thought that was the exception.

Comedy is frightening at first because you're opening yourself up. When it's just you and people hate it, you're like, "Oh God. Do they hate me?"

Robots get to see the worst of the human condition on a daily basis. Good thing they don’t have feelings.

Better to be known for something than be forgotten for nothing.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Better to live a day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep

I am scared of becoming a mother.

Men to be men must be able to trust their womenfolk, even as the latter are compelled to trust them.

To love by admitting our connection to everything is how we stay well.

Morality must keep up with technology because if a person is faced with the choice of being moral and dead or immoral and alive, they'll choose life everytime.

Each piece of writing I undertake, whether a story, novel, play, or poem, begins with an image.

I was a teenage godmother.