We have to say what's happening. There is crime, as you know. There's a lot of crime and there's a lot of problems. But I think together [with Enrique Pena], we'll solve those problems.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Everything’s different from us. That’s why everything exists.

MANAGE YOUR MOOD: Name 1 thing that surprised you today...Name 1 thing that moved you...Name 1 thing that inspired you...

We are not the policy department, except for those of us who are, " Jackaby revised.

Don't ever try and be like anybody else and don't be afraid to take risks.

Laughter dulls the sharpest pain and flattens out the greatest stress. To share it is to give a gift of health.

Everything that Mr Smallweed's grandfather ever put away in his mind was a grub at first, and is a grub at last. In all his life he has never bred a single butterfly.

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it.

If the corn laws were altered, the British artisan might again be able to subsist by twelve hours' labour, a most desirable event.

The poor never estimate as a virtue the generosity of the rich.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.