We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Each of us needs something of an island in his life—if not an actual island, at least some place, or space in time, in which to be himself, free to cultivate his difference from others.

You'd be surprised the type of people who are into metal when you see them. Sometimes I'm even surprised, but it's cool. That's the reason it's still around.

As you age naturally, your family shows more and more on your face. If you deny that, you deny your heritage.

I think the sheer fact of women talking, being, paradoxical, inexplicable, flip, self-destructiv e but above all else public is the most revolutionary thing in the world.

I don't like to have too many makeup artists around, so I always like to do my own.

Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.

The world is a bride of surpassing beauty-but remember that this maiden is never bound to anyone.

Difficult takes a day Impossible takes a week I do this in my sleep

I have no idea what readership is of written editorials, but it doesn't come anywhere close to the readership of editorial cartoons.

I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good, our tasks will be solved.