We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

My general rule of thumb is, once something's a ride at Disneyland, I assume that it is no longer a threat in real life. Which is why I don't expect to get attacked by a giant tea cup anytime soon.

No pretense stop wasting my time. A virtuous woman is really hard to find.

Australians are a fantastic bunch of people but the attention can be overwhelming for someone like me.

It's a very bad habit, but one I find hard to break.

Why write for the orchestra? For one thing it's a very challenging problem.

It has been claimed that the aim of the present war is to end war. But war cannot end war, neither can militarism destroy militarism.

If you have humility, you are willing to undertake anything to spread the dharma.

I thought poems were songs for people with bad voices.

Doing the things we do now and doing them better, cheaper and faster will take us far. But it will not take us far enough. We're going to have to do new things in new ways.