We hear war called murder. It is not; it is suicide.

We have all taken risks in the making of war. Isn't it time that we should take risks to secure peace?

We shall never be able to effect physical disarmament until we have succeeded in effecting moral disarmament.

Wars are popular. Contractors make profits; the aristocracy glean honour.

The trade-unionist has the same limitation imposed upon him as the capitalist. He cannot advance his interests at the expense of society.

Society goes on and on and on. It is the same with ideas.

The people do not mind fornication but they loathe adultery.

Tomorrow every Duchess in London will be waiting to kiss me.

Golf is to me what his Sabine farm was to the poet Horace - a solace and an inspiration.

Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably

The great thing about marriage is that it creates trust, the most precious of things.

Piety is not a goal but a means to attain through the purest peace of mind the highest culture.

The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

A nation's poets are its true owners; and by the stroke of the pen they convey the title-deeds of its real possessions to strangers and aliens.

A proud woman who has learned to submit carries all her pride to the reinforcement of her submission, and looks down with severe superiority on all feminine assumption as unbecoming.

I'm not a career politician. I spent 30 years in business. I can tell you that people in California have had it with career politicians: they are done.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

We don't wish for the easy stuff. We wish for big things. Things that are ambitious, out of reach.