We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Emancipation of mind is the greatest liberty.

Even now, years later, it's hard to tell why the government stood by and let the city of New Orleans be destroyed, dispatching troops rather than help.

He had brought no possessions with him

Until you are broken, you don't know what you're made of.

Feeling that one has some leverage upon something, even by proxy or association, makes one a great deal more interested in it.

Happiness is so simple in life:If I laugh then you are laughing too.

It is only of life on Earth, however, that one can speak with any certainty. It seems to me that all life on Earth, the sum total of life upon the Earth, has purpose.

Iraq should commit itself to implement the U.N. resolutions, and the Iraqi leadership should put the interests of its people into consideration.

Let others pride themselves about how many pages they have written; I'd rather boast about the ones I've read.

Power never takes two weeks off. Power takes long weekends.