We impoverish God in our minds when we say there must be answers to our prayers on the material plane; the biggest answers to our prayers are in the realm of the unseen.

We have to pray with our eyes on God, not on the difficulties.

The remarkable thing about God is that when you fear God, you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God, you fear everything else.

The great thing about faith in God is that it keeps a man undisturbed in the midst of disturbance.

We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself.

The greatest test of a man's character is his tongue.

We pray when there's nothing else we can do; Jesus wants us to pray before we do anything at all.

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God.

Faith is deliberate confidence in the character of God whose ways you cannot understand at the time.

When a man is at his wits' end it is not a cowardly thing to pray, it is the only way he can get in touch with Reality.

Holiness, not happiness, is the chief end of man.

All laughter is subversive, even the laughter of children.

Pride costs nothing, yet it is especially precious when it can be “purchased” at someone else’s expense.

Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Astrology is a cousin of racism.

Conscience is ... the God dwelling in us.

The saddest thing in life is to marry a woman who looks like a cook--and isn't.

The word Fascism has now no meaning except in so far as it signifies 'something not desirable.'

... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.

If you try to breathe water, you will not turn into a fish, you will drown; but water is still good to drink.

Art respects the masses, by standing up to them for what they could be, rather than conforming to them in their degraded state.