We is always so much better than I.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Creativity thrives where its roots are crowded.

At some point we must stop editing everyone else' story and start writing our own.

Anything in life that we don't accept will simply make trouble for us until we make peace with it.

I am not a great planner, so I have just a vague idea. And then I start to find out what kind of book I actually want to write.

I think it takes about a million words to make a writer. I mean that you're going to throw away.

So the starting point and the basis of their liberal wails of anguish always and always is guilt. Guilt, guilt, guilt.

Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do.

When I was happy I thought I knew men, but it was fated that I should know them in misfortune only.

That which is provable, ought not to be believed in science without proof.

Reserve is the truest expression of respect towards those who are its objects.