We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I drew when I was very, very young. My mom kept stuff I drew when I was 2 and a half years old, because it looked like, you know, like a jaguar as opposed to a cheetah.

If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.

Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation.

So I just always drew. But never took that as a career path. I ended up in the computer business, and found myself as the vice president of sales and marketing for a computer accessories company.

I started drawing in first grade. Because the kid next to me was drawing, and I remember thinking: I want to be able to do that!

Any job ends up with stress, and certainly there's always a deadline looming when you work in TV. It's sort of constant.

People having a victim complex are not apt to count on themselves in dealing with problems and they tend to wait for a savior

Forgive is the last best thing i can do.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.

People start to heal the moment they feel heard.

Once you are in the endgame, the moment of truth has arrived... The amount of points that can be gained (and saved) by correct endgame play is enormous, yet often underestimated.

Being a chef never seems like a job, it becomes a true passion.

I do give them to you," he announced. "Of my free will. Because this is my sword." He laid a hand on Arisa's shoulder. "And Weasle is my shield. What you hold are only pieces of iron.

We need to avoid the spiritual sickness of a church that is wrapped up in its own world: when a church becomes like this, it grows sick.

The Eucharist is a fire that inflames us, that, like lions breathing fire, we may retire from the altar being made terrible to the devil.