We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

I think the way the sun shines on you has nothing to do with the sun but everything to do with you.

Without friends, no one would want to live, even if he had all other goods.

you have learned, and you claim that you know, and yet you live like an ignorant.

Wisdom is a sacred communion.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

Don't ever follow me, because I am difficult.

Much we learn only to forget it again, to stand by the goal, we must traverse all the way to it

When in doubt, always start a new paragraph.

Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.