We keep hearing how “qualified” Hillary Clinton is to be president. I think it’s kind of like if somebody has to deny they’re a prostitute, then there must be some doubt about it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I cannot resist your heart, you are so hard to find, each and every night I’m always thinking of you

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it.

The moon looks upon many night flowers the night flowers see but one moon.

You are here for a reason.

I think God is perfect, all-powerful and has an unstoppable plan for everyone, including those who love him and those who don't.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Whoever has done good in the main has spirit-energy that is pure and clear when death comes.

Kids are the best part of my day. I don't wake up to make movies. I wake up to hang out with my family.

If you do not change, you can become extinct !

If you define the problem correctly, you almost have the solution.