We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I’m the Deputy Director for Operations.”

all ignorance toboggans into know and trudges up to ignorance again.

We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.

I'm kind of addicted to moving.

In the Ford Motor Company, we emphasize service equally with sales.

I think I've really exhausted the magical. It was a lot of fun, but I've put it behind me for the time being.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Having two identities for yourself is an example of a lack of integrity.