We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

When you think of it, people may rub elbows and still have an ocean or two between them.

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

Who you are should not be defined by your achievements.

Every invalid is a physician.

Coal is our most abundant fossil fuel. (GE's) development efforts are to just end up making the plants more competitive on an economic basis by using these other coals.

The pathos of it all is that the America which is to be protected by a huge military force is not the America of the people, but that of the privileged class.

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.

Self-pity makes people callous.

The best way to make the most serious point in the world is to be as unserious as possible.

I had a great childhood, a very close-knit family. We were all overweight, and we had good times eating together, I imagine.