We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The main thing about aliens is that they are alien. They feel no responsibility for fulfilling any of your expectations. (Dark City Lights)

Not everything has a name. Some things lead us into a realm beyond words…By means of art were are sometimes sent - dimly, briefly - revelations unattainable by reason.

There must be some great truth underlying the instinct for worship.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

All space is space in which to create.

I would never ever condone any violence of any kind. But in the theater of fiction, blood is delightful.

I don’t care what you did yesterday. If you’re happy with that, you have bigger problems.

Whether we like it or not, gender differences matter in a combat situation.

In small towns people scent the wind with noses of uncommon keenness.

People rarely said what they thought, or revealed how they felt. No one was honest.