We learn by teaching.

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor.

Burn not thy fingers to snuff another man's candle.

Apelles used to paint a good housewife on a snail, to import that she home-keeping.

Respect a man, he will do the more.

Words are the soul's ambassadors, who go / Abroad upon her errands to and fro.

He that hath the name to be an early riser may sleep till noon.

Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

Such is the strength of art, rough things to shape.

One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen.

Distance sometimes endears friendship, and absence sweeteneth it.

Start with a cry, end with a smile.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

Our species needs, and deserves, a citizenry with minds wide awake and a basic understanding of how the world works.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.

In the winter, I enjoy cross-country skiing and raising orchids and amaryllises. If I could grow tropical flowers as perennials, I would, especially hibiscus and mandavilla.

The future is about emotion: reactions to events are usually far more important than the events themselves.

Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.

The gift of food to the hungry is the noblest of all gifts.

Get the steppin' This is my show, I'm running things, here!