We live and learn, or, perhaps more importantly we learn and live.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

We need more moral compasses and less Sat Navs

Tomorrow is our final show. That is unless it rains, and then there will be a rain delay. We'll probably make it up in a doubleheader around Labor Day.

All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.

There is a clear intent to keep Christian thinking out of the mainstream of the media and the nation's political life.

His bark is worse than his bite.

The greatness of Ty Cobb was something that had to be seen, and to see him was to remember him forever.

Find out what you like and what you hate about life. Start doing more of what you love, less of what you hate.

I'll fight with every breath in my body to stop the out of control spending and debt that are bankrupting our kids and grandkids.

Just another four-letter word.

We are very fond of blaming the poor for destroying the environment. But often it is the powerful, including governments, that are responsible.