We live in Los Angeles, where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career is going.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

How little we understandof the gifts we have been givenor the shape of the pathwe took to reach our salvation.

I like you, Dawn. I've seen a lot of humans, from far away and up close. I've never met one like you. I think you're the closest thing to a sunrise I'll ever see.

Every sport pretends to be literature. . .

People don't really look forward to flying that much. It's like they want to get to the place, but they don't look forward to the experience.

Consciously join with and become part of the power that is in everything around you.

I'm not really single. I mean I am, but i have a son. Being a single mother is different from being a single woman.

Some things are worth the splurge.

Instead, I quietly excused myself and went to the bar, to commune with spirits I know how to relate to.

Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

Now I am obsessed with collecting Platypus paraphernalia.