We live in a science fiction universe. We have done for a long time.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If someone asks you that "Where do u want to see yourself 10 years from now down this line"?Well, i would like to see myself above the line, that should be your answer.

Very soon nations will understand that in reality Water is the most expensive natural resource for their survivals. Not Middle East oil neither African gold.

The luck of having talent is not enough one must also have a talent for luck.

Alive ridiculous and dead forgot?

Once one's up against it, the precise manner of one's death has obviously small importance.

Passion is a rare commodity. When you find it, treasure it and never give it up!

I love life. I love life to death.

When I finish a painting, it usually looks as surprising to me as to anyone else.

And if a few other people come along who discover my music because they in some natural way come across my music, cool.

Egotism is usually subversive of sagacity.