We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Have faith that when bad things happen to you, I belief in an after life, it is better to suffer here on Earth than what awaits you. That is why I pray for pain, and I get it. I do.

Before you enbark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

It may be a species of impudence to think that the way you understand God is the way God is. (60).

A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.

If I wasn't plagued by needing to write things, that would perhaps be a blessing.

In order to see the world clearly, you must clean the windows of perception. The only problem is, our society doesn't do windows.

I'm not a professional politician. I'm a professional problem solver.

I see some some of these other guys, and they're wearing the hats and the jackets and saying the words and they're relating and they're picking. But there's something missing.

Poetry is mostly hunches.

We had to be our own mothers of invention, in many senses of the word.

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue.