We lived longer but at a price. We had to be our own children, having none.

Why then you're as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust 'reality' and its moron mother, the universe, while you fasten your innocence to fallible devices which pretend at happy endings.

Summer quiet thoughts on summer quiet noons.

The relationship between ethics and thrift can be summed up in one sentence. It is wrong to save money at the expense of others. Period.

All the broken hearts in the world still beat

It is always possible that a stupid and a mean leader can keep winning the elections and as for the result, there is no possibility here, there is only certainty: His country will keep sinking!

Miracles don't just happen on their own you know, you got to make them happen.

Back on the block they probably call Big Al "Fat Albert" but here in the Nam we don't insult our friends.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at [email protected].

If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs.

It may be a secret sin on earth, but it is open scandal in heaven.

If you are truly confident about something, you welcome honest questions about it.

An equal doom clipp'd Time's blest wings of peace.