We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

To the young man a kind of worship of some power outside himself is essential. one has strength and enthusiasm and wants gods to worship.

Everyday can be extraordinaryAnd ripe, Like a flower burst, If the will is there.

The Bible says we're to be moderate in all things. It's good to help others but not at the expense of your own family.

Anytime you're the first to speak out against something, there's going to be a backlash.

Based on our natural heritage as the Divine Light of God, every one of us possesses intuition... defined as the language of the soul.

My singing is part of me, like my stoutness, or my light hair, or my poor eyesight.

Resentment is not morally superior to earning money.

Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.

You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?