We'll fight, ' I interrupt. 'And if we die, that's how it ends. Fighting. With purpose.

You will evolve past certain people. Let yourself.

There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.

Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.

Every politician, every president gets votes by getting people that don't like him to like him. That's why politicians are slippery: because they talk out of both sides of their mouth.

The older you get, the more comfortable you get in your own skin. You find yourself.

Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value.

I think, by nature you know, I'm very attracted and I gravitate toward the very strong girl who can watch a ballgame, but who's also extremely feminine.

For here we are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead.

We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk.