We'll surely stop the work of all western Christian and eastern religions, and also Islam.

We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops... and force migratory birds to stay where they are.

We don't need this religious cosmopolitanism. It's no good.

And, for instance, Baptists, Adventists, Lutherans, Pentecostals - let them exist on line with others.

Military police is very timely for our army.

The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values.

The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite.

Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention.

If Russia rises, it means that the USA falls down.

It's monstrous that Europe, which is fighting for human rights, refused seriously sick Slobodan Milosevic treatment.

The only thing I oppose is persecuting of Eastern Orthodox priests and temples.

Perfection is not a destination it's a never-ending process...Enjoy!

To visualize that which doesn't exist, yet to believe with confidence that it can be realized, is truly something miraculous.

The question for each man is not what he would do if he had the means time influence and educational advantages but what he will do with the things he has.

I have a Damien Hirst spot painting which I love. It has pride of place over my dining-room table.

Being in darkness and confusion is interesting to me.

Don't workout because you think you 'need' to, do it because your body deserves love, respect and healthy attention.

Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my issues and my philosophy of life.

The miracle of Good Friday is that there was no miracle. Legions of angels stood - with swords sheathed - watching as the Son took our place.

Kids today don't know that much about vinyl.

Discouragement itself is a form of pride.