We love the kindly wind and hail, The jolly thunderbolt, We watch in glee the fairy trail Of ampere, watt, and volt.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Was it enough to wear the night with me just once? I am unsatisfied.

I am grateful for the grace to see, to hear, to talk, to feel, to smell, to taste and to walk.

I will always continue to love the way how the fire inside you burnt everyone around it, But took me in its arms and kept me warm.

Don't worry. Just leave everything in the hands of God.

Obvious prospects for physical growth in a business do not translate into obvious profits for investors.

Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.

Even today, if the Royals win six games all year, if they're going to go 6-156, I hope they beat the Yankees six times.

I write almost every single part of my songs, even the actual drum parts sometimes, whether they be simple or layered with many different instruments.

In the beginning was the word, and it was spoken.

Adversity in life teaches you.