We made too many wrong mistakes.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Although he never speaks of how or what or why, I know that his childhood was difficult, that his parents broke his heart. Books and excess poundage are his insulation against pain.

Deep darkness enhances the brightness and beauty of a little lamp.

I've been in fights, but that doesn't make me cool or like a tough guy or more interesting actor, I'm not proud of it.

The press lost credibility with Republicans and independents during the Obama years, setting itself up for the damage that's going to be done during the Trump years.

When we come to the end of self we come to the beginning of Christ.

Life - it's not paradise, you do not have to be perfect.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts his beak right on the line and he's hypnotized!

How many twenty-second-century bureaucrats did it take to change a light panel? We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate.

To me, music and fashion are the same thing. A good designer is the same as an incredible musician, and the two go hand in hand.