We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

Thank God who delivered us from harsh labour.

Stand out from the crowd, be yourself.

Today’s amateurs are tomorrow’s champions.

I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they're legal harder to get.

Life is not measured in time, but in love, contribution, and grace.

I can like men who are a little light in the loafers.

I can't stand watching myself on TV.

I want to play an action hero. I'm ready for roles that totally aren't me.

Indifference creates an artificial peace.

If we suffer tamely a lawless attack upon our liberty, we encourage it, and involve others in our doom.