We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.

A women's greatest asset is her beauty.

Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher.

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

For poets that have had my luck, Seldom write when they can kiss.

Become the difference you want to make, " and the heart of your mind will feel what the mind of your heart knows.

We had the kind of conversations that only great friends can ever share. They were touched with magic.

Stop waiting and start working. Stop wishing and start walking.

I am the only real truth I know.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

I set out in television with one simple goal: to purchase a Russian bride. Didn't work out. Immigration stuff - it's complicated.

Also, stick around. Don't lose your heart, just keep going, keep at it.

There is nothing in the animal world, to my mind, more delightful than grown cats at play. They are so swift and light and graceful, so subtle and designing, and yet so richly comic.