We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

And as I surveyed the clutter of his study I was pleased to see that he was a man after my own heart. All of his money appeared to have been spent on either books or shelves to hold them.

What is life without love?

Imagination might not be limitless. It's still tethered to the universe of what we know.

Each time you teach, you learn something else you needed to know.

Love yourself like your life depends on it, because it does.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

I was always sad as a child, for as long as I can think back. I hated crowds of people, and used to sit in a corner by myself, just thinking.

Growing up where I did, the thought of working on a television show or in a movie... that existed on a parallel plane, you know?

The more we use words that in any way imply criticism, the more difficult it is for people to stay connected to the beauty within themselves.

Activity without purpose is the drain of your life