We mingle in society not so much to meet others as to escape ourselves.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

It is not the one that falls first that matters, but the one that gets up to help the other

Remember, however bad thingsmight be right now, this momentwill pass and your life will continueto be a good one.

I don't have much positive to say about motor neurone disease. But it taught me not to pity myself because others were worse off, and to get on with what I could still do.

It seems that I have spent my entire life trying to make life more rational and that it was all wasted effort.

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."

A girl fresh from a boarding school may perhaps be a virgin but no! she is never chaste.

One capitalist always kills many.

I hold strongly to this: that it is better to be impetuous than circumspect; because fortune is a woman and if she is to be submissive it is necessary to beat and coerce her.

Where youthful beauty is unconscious, mature beauty is knowing and sophisticated.

I just want to express a generalized and endless feeling of love inside of me directed at every single person who exists or will ever exist.