We mock the things we are to be.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Some people don't like 'different', it makes them scaredOf people who aren't like them, I think that's weird.

Dogs in America get more affection than women in most Third World countries.

Music-making as a means of getting money is hell

The importance of the ordinary citizen is very greatly underestimated - not so much by those in authority as by the ordinary citizen himself.

I think it's the people that you work with who change you the most.

I'm going to skate exactly the way I want to, create programs that I like, and everything will fall into place where it is supposed to.

One can say that in the last decades chess has become more of a sport than of a science. I see it from an artistic point of view.

Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.

It's like looking at all the students and wondering who's had their heart broken that day, and how they are able to cope with having three quizzes and a book report on top of that.

I am in control. What athlete you know doesn't call the shots? I have the final say.